Sunday, September 15, 2013

Sunday

We had another great rain this afternoon.  The water was pouring in sheets off the metal roof here.  The sun is shining now, and I'm sure there's a rainbow somewhere.

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I have had my George Foreman grill for quite a while now, and I had decided I didn't like Panini sandwiches.  I finally had one at a cafe in Jackson, and I DO like them.  I just didn't know how to make one.  I baked a different type of bread, and put meat loaf, provolone cheese, onion slice, and spinach leaves on this one.  It was yummy.
 
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Many years ago, I heard a story (joke about Neil Armstrong. 
 

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
The story goes:
 

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
 
Some people claim he never made that statement, but others believe he did.  Well, it makes a funny story, anyway.



3 comments:

Betty C said...

LOL! That is a funny story! Gettin' a little racy Duene!! :)

Anonymous said...

Will you come to my house with your Forman Grill and make me one of those? They sound amazing!
TL

Duene said...

Get your own George!